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直子先生おひさしぶり～去年イギリスに連れて行ってもらった
東京組のｋａｒｒｙです。私も日本未発売のこのアッサムとダージリンのセットをロンドンＭで買ってダージリンは綿ちゃんやお友達を招いておいしくいただきましたよ。アッサムは紅茶通の友達に説明書をつけてプレゼントしてとっても喜ばれました。年末にはドイツオーストリアにいってすっかりヨーロッパに、はまってしまいました。また直子先生の案内でイギリスにもいきたいな～

TO:karryさん☆
コメント嬉しいです～♪ご無沙汰しています☆☆
さすがkarryさん、もうすでにこのお茶をゲットしていたのですね！それは去年ご一緒したときですか？
あの、スケジュールの中、すごい～♪♪
あれからドイツとか色々と行かれたようですね！
いいな～～。
私も、今ドイツがとっても気になっています。
が、ついついイギリスへ足が向いてしまいます（＾＾；

また、色々とお話したいですね～♪
東京でお会いできそうなときには、必ずご連絡しますね～♪♪

初めてｱｯｻﾑﾃｰの事を探したら,このﾌﾞﾛｸﾞに来ました。

私も去年11月にｲｷﾞﾘｽに観光に行き紅茶を買ってきました。

ほとんどﾊﾛｰｽﾞの紅茶で全部で10缶程土産に買って来て、

２缶がｱｯｻﾑﾃｰでｺﾞｰﾙﾄﾞの写真の缶とｼﾙﾊﾞｰの缶を買って来て、

一昨日お世話に成った先輩にあげて、どんな紅茶か、

調べて、大変由緒ある　紅茶だと、知りました。

先輩にあげて良かったです。

ｺﾞｰﾙﾄﾞ缶は半分ぐらい飲みました。

とても良い情報を有り難うございました。

To:fumiさま☆
コメントありがとうございます！
情報がお役に立ったようで、とてもうれしいです。
そして、私もすっかり忘れてしまっていたので、また今年の6月にイギリスへ行く時に探してこようと思います★

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The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

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Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

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